What. The. Fuck.
Have you ever seen One Police Plaza? That place is a freaking fortress. Nay, it is what fortresses wish they could grow up to be before giving up and realizing that they’ll always be pansy -ass little forts.
So why is that a man, an ex-con, no less, was able to walk right into the NYPD’s headquarters, head up to the 14th floor, steal two computers and a cell phone, and casually stroll right back out?
The only reason cops caught the guy? He decided to lolligag in the concourse outside of the plaza instead of running away.
That sound you’re hearing is all of the world’s other forts laughing. I guess it’s time for the NYPD to build a moat. [NY Daily News via Gothamist]
WOW. Like the movie “Blue Streak,” but real life. What a mess!