This is literally one of THE worst outfits I have ever seen – and coming from me, that is saying a lot. Every piece of this is awful in and of itself. Especially the pants. Especially since there were additional belly rolls hanging out above the thinly contained paunch.
But together… With their powers combined, these clothes are “Captain Why God Why Would Anyone EVER Wear This?!”










No, ma'am. Noooooo, sir.