Now as you know, StopNReflect usually comments on egregious fashion decisions. But it just does not seem possible to use the words “Sarah Palin” and “egregious” in the same sentence. I mean, look at the marvelous outfit above. Who else could rock that lovely shade of Pepto and straight jacket closures?
I’ve found that birds of a tacky feather tend to flock together. And holidays are no exception. I know St. Patrick’s Day is all about being wild and crazy, but that does not have to entail looking like a hot ass colorblind mess. Or wearing tote bags with pink accents. Or slippers.
ESPECIALLY slippers.
Now, I don’t usually comment on airport fashion, because I know people want to be comfortable (which all too often is taken as a license to wear PJs in public). But that is CLEARLY not the motive behind this hot mess here – I swear, she is less than a half step away from this.
And thats not even to mention the built in crystal thong on the outside of her jeans. *blank stare*
A: “Even his shirt disagrees with his shirt”
Yep, birds of a tacky feather tend to flock together! I didn’t even expect to get the bent over girl on the right when I took the pic, but now I can’t decide: Which is worse? Socks & tramp stamp? Or dagger nails tangled in hair dragging on the ground? Sexy sexy *blank stare*
Hey, I don’t like Mondays either, but sending Monday a big visual F U by wearing the most heinous combination of shit possible is just punishing the rest of us.
Lately, I have noticed that birds of a tacky feather tend to flock together. Since I have captured so many instances of two fashion offenders in a single frame, I am starting a new StopNReflect tradition: Two-fer Tuesdays. And what better inaugural pic than this double whammy? Proof that you can look a hot ass mess at any size: I don’t know which is worse – Goldmember’s hooker daughter or the crushed purple velvet corset working triple overtime, complete with sweaty plumber crack.
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