Shocking orange skirt.
Hot pink crocs.
Immensely ugly CLEAR bag. And…
Too-long hippie mid-life crisis ponytail on a 20 year old.
Yep. What a croc[k] of all that.
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StopNReflect: For the Birds
On April - 26 - 2010
“Is that an eagle flying out of her asshole?” (friend’s astonished reaction)
And my favorite part of this picture is my girl being a totally non-subtle decoy, blatantly pointing at the ridiculousness.
StopNReflect: Barbershop Fail
On April - 23 - 2010
This is StopNReflect’s very first barbershop hot mess post, because, as you may be able to surmise, its not a domain I often venture into. But thanks to the twitterwebs, I got this guest pic from @Intelxbeats, by way of the always great @VaryusWaise.
As Intelxbeats astutely noted, ol dude “is wearing Sandles with socks and his jeans tucked in??!! WTF!” I could not have put it better myself.
But I just wanna know, what motivation he could possibly have for tucking his jeans into his sandal socks?
StopNReflect: Spoiled Banana Pants
On April - 14 - 2010
The power of teamwork: While out shopping with @CruelSecretary and my bf, she spotted this banana-pants-tucked-into-open-toed-blue-suede-shandals monstrosity, and he snapped a pic. All before I even had a chance to pick my jaw up lol. Thank you loves!
So the two take-aways for today: 1) Working together is the best; and 2) Probably not the best idea to use Mischa Barton as your fashion inspiration.
StopNReflect: Twofer Tuesday – Mutual Enablers
On April - 13 - 2010
Often, when I see someone in a really awful outfit with less-egregiously dressed friends, my first thought is “Damn, her friends don’t like her!” and envision them saying “Oh yeah, that is super cute!” with extra side eye to the other friend.
But then one of my lovely Twitter followers @piggyrod sent me this picture. And I can just see that convo happening between them, plus sincerity and minus side-eye:
“Oooh I love those sherbert stretch pants! And that puffy vest really sets them off!”
“But your highlighter Uggs are the best! They look so good with that plaid. Which bag are you wearing? Brown? Perfect!”
Mutual bad fashion enablers. *sigh*
StopNReflect: Flowerbomb
On April - 8 - 2010
Now I’ve definitely seen outfits doing too much before. But when its just one shirt, and it is doing the MOST? That’s almost an accomplishment.
StopNReflect: Just Say No to Leggings As Pants*
On April - 5 - 2010
I don’t think I even need to say anything about this one.
But wait… are those silver shoes? Woooooo!
This guest submission is straight from the twitterwebs, from @manageyourbar, via @TheMixicologist. Thanks for alerting me to this hot mess!
*Also say no to prominently displayed back fat
