The Funky Apple | A New York City Blog

Back in 2008, when StopNReflect was just a little bad fashion blog on wordpress, one of our first fans was the ever-funny and lovable Ms. LiLu.  Aside from the hilarity on her own fantastic blog, she always had wonderful comments for the hot mess fashion pics on our original site.

So despite the fact that this is a New York bad fashion site, I found it perfectly timely when she tweeted a Boston fashion fail today, noting: “Not your finest specimen, Boston (I wish y’all could see the huge fanny pack in front).”  Yep, definitely another reason Boston loses this week

So here is your first guest pic from the lovely LiLu (who hopefully still loves me after all the Boston ribbing)!  And if you spot any fashion mess out and about, make sure to email it to StopNReflect@thefunkyapple.com!

Green beans, while not the most appetizing food in the world, are at least good for you.  And if you season them right, they can actually taste pretty good.  Green jeans, on the other hand, are neither healthy nor delicious – and there is nothing that could spice these shits up enough to be palatable.

Ah, nothing says Sunday morning like a shiny corset or see through everything (is ol girl on the left really trying to show us ALL that her bra and panties are both pink??)

Another day, another instance of all bad everything.  And what IS that shirt?

This is literally one of THE worst outfits I have ever seen – and coming from me, that is saying a lot.  Every piece of this is awful in and of itself.  Especially the pants.  Especially since there were additional belly rolls hanging out above the thinly contained paunch.

But together…  With their powers combined, these clothes are “Captain Why God Why Would Anyone EVER Wear This?!”

Is that really supposed to be Chanel?   It looks like a Venn Diagram of two Pacmans (Pacmen?) running away from each other.

I’m sorry, but if you step in front of me wearing this on a dark night, you are just gonna have to excuse me for punching your backpack dead in its creepy eye.